{"id":5980,"date":"2013-06-26T12:36:30","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T16:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/?p=5980"},"modified":"2013-06-26T12:36:57","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T16:36:57","slug":"5980","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/2013\/5980\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Caption Competition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This time last year I was reluctantly, grumpily (men hate buying clothes) being cajoled into buying a smart new suit. \u00a0The reason for this unprecedented, unrepeated sartorial extravagance? \u00a0Because, a\u00a0year ago tomorrow, I was going to be shaking hands with a rather special lady &#8211; and my ratty old suit just wouldn&#8217;t do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/photof.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5983\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/2013\/5980\/photof\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/photof.jpg?fit=640%2C509&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,509\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Meeting HM the Q\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/photof.jpg?fit=300%2C238&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/photof.jpg?fit=640%2C509&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5983\" alt=\"Meeting HM the Q\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/photof.jpg?resize=640%2C509\" width=\"640\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/photof.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the-dock.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/photof.jpg?resize=300%2C238&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can see the suit and the lady in the picture \u00a0&#8211; but what you can&#8217;t see is what I&#8217;m saying, or what Her Maj said in response, or what the people with quizzical expressions were thinking. \u00a0So, open to you, World Wide Web &#8211; there&#8217;s a good picture for a Caption Competition if ever I saw one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This time last year I was reluctantly, grumpily (men hate buying clothes) being cajoled into buying a smart new suit. \u00a0The reason for this unprecedented, unrepeated sartorial extravagance? 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